THE PROUD MISTRESS

BY: ADA

                           

Sunday afternoons can be very boring especially when you are single and searching. I can’t keep going to the mall each week or watching movies alone; it’s quite pathetic and doing impromptus shopping is just what I don’t need now. I keep buying things I don’t even need. My word rope is filled with clothes I have not even worn once. Maybe I might do a yard sale soon “smiling” It might fetch me some really good money back. Should I go and visit my friends? Are you sure they are not tired of hearing boring gist from my boring life? I guess the only thing I can do right now is go to the salon, at least I can fix my hair, polish my nails, and do a pedicure at least I deserve to be pampered.

Lagos babes shaaaaaa, you are at the salon and it feels like a carnival, each babe trying to outshine the other. Am sitting here and trying to mind my business but the conversations this babes are having is just so annoying. What’s my business if he just bought the car you drove to the salon? Are you not ashamed that you are his mistress?

He has bought you the latest Toyota Camry  and he paid for a three bedroom flat that is tastefully furnished , he gives you N200,000.00 ( Two Hundred Thousand Naira Only)  monthly, so what!!! Who is the bigger fool? How old are you? For how long will you continue engaging in this kind of stupid act?

Babes, allow me to give you a proper brake down. You are his mistress, fine! You are definitely not the only mistress he has *WINK*. A successful business man who is well established can afford to do even more. He is married to a lovely woman that has three children (two boys and one girl) they all travel every summer to any country of their choice. She is a Lawyer and also has a master’s degree from a top university in the United Kingdom.

At this juncture I honestly wish I can seriously ask you some questions and I really need good answers. What are you professional qualifications or are you only qualified with a master’s degree in bed? When last did you travel?   I think I might have to ask you some questions but staring at you now just makes me realize how foolish your world has become. Am sure you don’t even know the difference between what’s right and what is not.

I know he tells you that he wishes he meet you before his wife and he would have married you instead. He also tells you that you are the best woman he has ever had in his life……………Bla ! Bla! Bla! My darling, those are all lies. He just says that to keep your nose and head always in the air. He deceives you constantly because you are way cheaper for him. Who is fooling who? Guess what? He will never leave his wife for you.

BE SMART AND THINK WISELY!!!!