In a very revealing Un-edited interview with Chris Ihidero Pastor Biodun of COZA opens up on Ese Walter.Read below as culled from TheNet.Ng..
Good morning, Man of God. Thank you for finally
speaking on this issue sir.’
‘Welcome my brother, you are blessed. It is you I must thank for
being very open-minded about this whole nonissue. I read your column last week
and I must confess Nigeria is lucky to have people like you who still use their brain
cells. The Lord be praised.’
‘Hallelujah. So, where do we start from?’
‘Let us start from the beginning. Praise the lord.’
‘That’s not the beginning. It all started when I saw her in the
congregation while preaching one Sunday; she was very vibratory, especially
when taken over by the spirit doing praise and worship. Praise the lord.
The spirit ministered to me that she would be useful in Pastoral Care. That was
why I invited her to the unit. And she was very useful. Praise the lord.’
‘Hallelujah. By ‘very useful’ you are talking about your affair with her, right?’
‘No, we didn’t have an affair; we had an understanding. Praise
the lord.
‘Really? Explain to me how that works, sir.’
‘Praise the lord. She understood that I am a Man of God with a
weakness. I understood that she was a believer with an equal weakness. She
understood that I was a married man; I understood that she was a willing woman.
She understood that I could make her no promises of forevermore; I understood
that she understood that by associating with me I would introduce her to a level
of grace she was previously unaware of.'
‘Is this also the kind of understanding you had
with others that led to your suspension in Ilorin and the 130 women you have
slept with?’
‘Lie! Big lie! One hundred and thirty?!!! Haba, how could one man
have done that, even with a never seen before level of grace? They just want to
give my dog a bad name just to hang it. 120, I may accept, but 130? Never. When
it is not as if I have a spare mobile penis that I charge with car charger.
People should fear God when saying some things o. Praise the lord.’
‘Let’s return to her story. So, what were your intentions when you invited her to your hotel suite?’
‘Special deliverance, I swear. God sees my heart. I had heard some
uncomplimentary stuff about her and had caught her looking at me somehow during
Pastoral Care Unit meetings, so I knew I had to intercede for her to retain
God’s glory in her life. Praise the lord. Even when I asked her to come to
the terrace it was so we could get cool breeze during the deliverance. All was
well until she sat on my laps.’
‘What happened when she sat on your laps after you invited her to do so?’
‘My weakness arose. And when we kissed…my brother, do you
eat seedless grapes? That’s what her tongue tasted like, soft and succulent.
What was I to do? You people don’t know how hard it is to pastor a Pentecostal
church in Nigeria, especially in this Abuja! You are there teaching the word of
God and what do you have before you? Gorgeous women with sly smiles; with
breasts, big and small, chiseled upon their chests like those old wood
carvings; lips like cherries; eyes speaking to your soul, telling you their
desires. Ah, until you have walked in my shoes you are not qualified to judge
me. Praise the lord.’
‘Is it true you had sex with her everyday for
seven days?’
‘Zachariah 10. It’s a level of grace you can’t understand.’
Ask the Lord for rain in the spring for he
makes the storm clouds. And
he will send showers of rain so every field becomes a lush pasture.’
‘You know your bible. Praise the lord.’
‘Hallelujah. And what styles and positions
were employed?’
‘One does not talk about such things but suffice to say we were quite
experimental, you know, those things one doesn’t ask from a wife. Praise
the lord.’
‘ So I’m free to assume missionary wasn’t top of the list?’
‘God forbid. Praise the lord. In fact, it was because of
experimentation that we had our first quarrel.’
‘Really? What happened?’
‘She wanted me to use my silk ties to tie one of her legs to the door
knob and the other to the window…I thought that was too much of a spread
so I declined and she took offence. It was during round 4 on Day 7. Praise
the lord.’
‘You know sir, each time you say ‘Praise the lord’, what I hear is Praise the Rod. It seems to me that you spend more time doing the rod’s work than you do doing the lord’s work.’
‘Who died and made you judge? Don’t make proclamation about me if
you don’t want the wrath of God. I’m a man of God, remember? Praise the
lord.’
‘Is this also why you’ve refused to explain
yourself to your congregation?’
‘They don’t need any explanation. They know me.‘We would have to end this interview on this note sir. Thanks again for your time.
By the way, I don’t know your middle name?’
‘They don’t need any explanation. They know me.‘We would have to end this interview on this note sir. Thanks again for your time.
By the way, I don’t know your middle name?’
‘It’s Roderick.’
‘Say what?’
‘Roderick.’
‘RODerick? Perfect.
‘Praise the Lord.’
Culled from Net.Ng
6 comments:
You shouldn't put up dis sort of nonsense on you blog knowing it's untrue...If u had stated it being a joke,twud have been a lil acceptable...
Nigerians are hilarious.The same you have been believing all Ese Walter said.Now the man himself has opened up and told the truth,you now say you dont believe.He is a man of God and has decided to be honest because truth is,he cant claim she fabricated the story...........
Lmao, this is a joke right? He couldn't have said all this.
SINCE THE PASTOR HAS REFUSED TO TALK, PEOPLE ARE HELPING HIM TALK.........SIMPLY HILARIOUS!!!
this shit is so funny, gusty na wa for you sef.
Pls take this post down. You should not mislead people. Like the first person said you should have included the fact that this is a joke. We understand that this is a blog but pls display a bit of professionalism.
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