Dear Calories,
With great pain in
my heart, am writing this letter to tell you how bad I feel about the weight I have
excessively gained in the past few months.
Six months ago I was
weighing 75kg but even as I write this letter I currently weigh 85kg and I am
only 5 feet and 9 inches tall, just imagine the difference. The worst part is
when I see friends I have not seen in a long while, they just scream when they
see me; it honestly makes me so ashamed of myself. Just last month I went to
see my friend Nnedi who just came back from Aberdeen, I was so embarrassed when
she screamed at the amount of calories I have put on. She quickly gave the chocolate
she bought for me to Chuks who just sat beside me and smiled but I honestly knew
he was laughing at me in his mind.
I don’t think you really know how bad I feel
about you. You have totally changed the way I look. You might feel am exaggerating
but I honestly looked tall, slender, sexy and beautiful, at least my mirror
always told me that every morning and I get good comments from people.
Presently, take a
good look at my thighs they have expanded immensely, each time I wear my skinny
jeans or even any jeans trouser; my thighs look as if they want to pop out. They
are just too tight and very uncomfortable.
My one and only
pride and joy that usually gave me hope was my flat tummy but seeing them now
simply makes me shed tears. It’s all flabby and bulgy with no shape or form at all;
just tell me how my fitted dresses and shirts will look when I put them on. My
tummy now has layers; can you imagine how embarrassing it is for me? What
thoughts do you want to put in the hearts of people? I don’t even have a child
yet and I look this way. Why, just tell me why?
The worst part is
my boobs, I honestly can’t say I have lost hope cos I guess most Nigerian men
love it when its bigger but trust me, it’s not funny at all when my shirts can’t
even button up, even if they do my boobs seem to be bursting the buttons, I
have to fight with them most morning. The only way to have peace in that area
is using a safety pin to make sure my colleagues don’t see the kind of bra am
wearing.
Well your end has
come, I have not only put my foot down but I am also taking the bull by the
horn, I must shed all the excess calories in my body. Yesterday marked the
start of my weight loss program. I paid for my gym and I am taking it seriously
this time. My protein diet has also started, the only down side is having to
pollute the air most times, but I will be careful this time, I don’t want to finish
Debbie with the foul smell in the office.
I will no longer
take soft drinks, juice or any liquid that has lots of calories. Water is my
new best friend. No matter what I do I must take at least 5 (five) glasses of
water each day. It might seem small, but it’s a start. I also have to give a
very strong warning to Ebube, Grace and especially Debbie who enjoy giving me
Malt in the office. It’s really nice of them but trust me, it causes more harm
than good to my body.
Within the next 3
(three) months there must be change in my body and I am more positive than ever.
Calories, trust me your days are numbered
Sincerely,
Augusta A.
6 comments:
Lol. Found this really interesting. Keep it up!
Thank you.
I so love this....Don't finish Debbie o*. This is an exquisite write-up. We would surely keep our eyes open for you!
So u dont wont my malt again abi?ok oooo,best of luck with ur fight against calories. Interesting write up.
Very funny. But Its a welcome development.
Hi babes,just read about your plight. You still look gorgeous sha.Use your money well,instead of eating much,Buy Girls Best Friend--SHOES!! by the time you buy Louboutin Shoes for 35k to 50k one pair,The cash will be reducing. Better still Invest wisely(not in ur mouth)!!!lol
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